don’t let tumblr make you believe that
- krusty krab is unfair
- mr krabs is in there
- standing at the concession
- plotting his oppression
THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING
My best friend just got her tonsils removed and every time she says ‘omg my throat hurts’ I always nonchalantly respond with ‘stop sucking all that dick then’
This man will always be my inspiration.
There are some beautiful souls on this earth, and he is one of them.
"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"